Alan Partridge-style pitch of TV vehicles for DJs

bosstrabs

FUTURISM with Danny Tenaglia

Oh my God, It’s the D-TEN 3000!

A man-machine interface hybrid (like Robocop) goes spazmo dispensing his own brand of justice to people on dancefloors who commit minor infractions such as using their mobile phone.

Millsy

bosstrabs 😆 presumably while riding a robo-horse?

Millsy

Hernan’s Choice Cuts
Fly-on-the-wall documentary set in the Buenos Aires branch of Super Cuts. Flamboyant lead-stylist, Hernan, is no stranger to extravagant bouffant creations and welcomes the chance to cut the locks of sevetal DJ luminaries including Guy J, John Digweed and James Zabiela, but not Sasha. Each episode lasts 6 hours.

Smallman1

Millsy Each episode lasts 6 hours.

Lol!

Heno

Millsy and goes nowhere

Phil-McRackin

Dear John Digweed. Sitcom about a nice guy DJ who’s wife leaves him for another DJ following a period of over 12m where he hid in the basement of his house and refused to come out until he’'d played all his vinyl + every Framewerk remix available.

mono-stereo

Only Fools and Lawlers…
Stars five time DJ Awards winner DJ Steve Lawler as ambitious shoe saleman Steve “Steve” Lawler and Sander Klienenburg as his younger brother. The series follows the Lawlers’ highs and lows in life, in particular their attempts to get a mainline GU City series release.

mono-stereo

Millsy 😆

mono-stereo

Plankety Prog (Progressive House Themed Blankety Blank Reboot).
Hosted by Dave Seaman. Panelists include Nick Warren, Sasha, Lee Burridge, Paul Oakenfold, Joris Voorn etc.

“I wouldn’t say this DJ doesn’t shower often, but when he opens his legs, you can smell his [blank]. What have you got Nick?”

“It’s gotta be Paul’s cock, right?”
Dave Seaman “Gotta be, all day long”

Dan

mono-stereo fucking LOL.

Thread of the year.

Millsy

Be your best ‘you’ - with Mr C
Subscribers-only podcast learning series featuring everyone’s favourite techno geezer frontman, Mr C!

C offers life coaching, DJ tutorials and acting classes live and online from his bedsit in Wigan. Courses start at the bargain price of £89.99 per 1 hour session and participants receive a signed poster of C and a replica of his bacofoil coat. Please note: all learning materials are copyright of ‘C Industries Inc’. No likenesses of C can or should be used without express permission by C himself and are under a license agreement starting at £99.99.

By reading this you now owe C £69.99. Please send immediately to his gofundme.

bosstrabs

Millsy He will use the money to buy Abbleton*.

*niche 4four joke

Millsy

GoggleCox

Watch Carl Cox watch whats on the Box….with GoggleCox! Roly-Poly gap-toothed DJ geezer Coxy gives his irreverent views of everything from police procedural dramas to Embarassing Bodies.

’CHRIST ALIVE! Ha ha! She’s got a fackin fanny like a ripped out fireplace! Ha ha! What’s she like?!'

Heno

Millsy “ oh yes ! Oh Yes!!!”

seanc80

bosstrabs all Paul’s Drag Race - Tall Paul Newman helicopter drops of a group of trannies in disparate locations around the UK (such as the middle of the Lake District, on the Norris Green housing estate in Liverpool and so on) with only an orienteering kit of compass, map and kendal mint cake for sustenance and they have to find their way to Trade (at a studio rebuild of Gurnmills) before 4am opening.

😆

seanc80

El Dorito
grey soap opera

Ten Walls reinvents himself as suave but defiantly racist Estate Agent Peter Waxfart, handling small to medium sized commercial lettings on the shores of the disadvantaged Welsh Village of Fairborne.

alistair

Some hilarious bantz here especially @Millsy and @bosstrabs Cap doffed!

hugopal

Paul “Jock” Horsefold - Animated tragicomedy series starring a washed-up 90s superstar disc-jockey struggling with depression, addiction and staying relevant amongst the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles. Featuring cameos from Mr Butter (“BT” for short) as Horsefold’s chirpy and irritating former rival.

Mad_Cyril

DJ Pierre’s Wild Pitch

Chicago entrepreneurs get the chance to pitch their money-making ideas to a panel of moody house DJs (DJ Pierrre, Derrick L Carter and DJ Sneak)

The only catch is the pitch must be delivered via the medium of a Roland 303.

Winning pitchers get to chew the fat with the panel whilst smoking blunts and slappin ho’s.

Losers get pistol whipped and forced to go on a tour of Cluuuuuuuurblaaaand with Green Velvet

alistair

Mad_Cyril LOL

hugopal

Mad_Cyril forced to go on a tour of Cluuuuuuuurblaaaand with Green Velvet

How is that a punishment?

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