In medieval times, Smallman would have been a BERK-IN-STOCKS

Good luck finding a suitable stocks for the Gregory/wrists combo

I’d be Henry VIII.

Living in BANTon Court.

Heaven help us if someone mentions chickpeas.

IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD TELL US WHY ED IS MAKING A BIG FUSS ABOUT CHICKPEAS…

We could use Garbanzo beans to circumnavigate the alleged faux pas

Fair play for showing some balls and an independent mind again. It’s a good interview.

alistair
But normal acceptable doesn’t exist. What’s the alternative?

Not being contrary, and definitely not denigrating anything your friends are going through.

I’ve been waiting on routine checkups and am now on the endangered species list. Could have been caught earlier, but could be worse, and medical professionals are busting their fucking nuts.

But, so are thousands of NHS Doctors and Nurses having to put in fucking shifts to save peoples lives. Oh, and also you’re MIL probably has a greater chance of catching Covid in Hospital so an extra 6 months in pain is worth a lifetime when you could possibly die because she demands her op now.

Whats your solution then Ali?
Are you finally happy to go all in & admit the Tories have fucked it all up and a bunch of cunts?!