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  • What have you falsely claimed to have done?

A night out with Dave would be absolutely horrific.

Him waffling on and lying about having read Ulysses all whilst ditching drinks in the nearest plant pot.

I think the word I’m looking for is BERK.

A night out with me would be absolutely horrific. FOR YOU.

Muscling in as you ‘suave the Dorises’… “Oh, I see you’ve met Edward Smallman, he lived with his parents until he was 35 and now has a house without a functioning roof or doorbell in the grottiest part of London”

    bosstrabs A night out with me would be absolutely horrific. FOR YOU.

    You can have a lol for that!

      bosstrabs he lived with his parents until he was 35 and now has a house without a functioning roof or doorbell

      😆

        I don’t actually like Jeff Mills’s music, at all. When I say I like something he did, I haven’t even listened to it. Load of old cement mixer tosh, simple as.

          I used to lie about supporting a hockey team in my teens. Never gave a shit, but where I grew up you were a wrongun if you didn’t enjoy hockey. Must be how it’s with football in the UK.

          I once sat through the final of X Factor, all three hours of it, feigning interest so as to get my leg over. I slept on the sofa.

          Must have been hard that Hanners, pretending to like ice hockey, when all you wanted to really do was DANCE!

            Millsy I’d rather have been home reading Stephen King, and listening to Slayer than at some mates house watching hockey.

            • Amps replied to this.

                zackster I don’t actually like Jeff Mills’s music, at all. When I say I like something he did, I haven’t even listened to it. Load of old cement mixer tosh, simple as.

                You’re blatantly only trying to disown him now after his recent shitshow with trying to defend his playing at the Soundstorm festival funded by the Saudi Arabian government by comparing Kraftwerk to Nazis:

                https://www.juno.co.uk/junodaily/2021/11/26/jeff-mills-defends-controversial-riyadh-festival-booking/

                https://selector.news/2021/11/22/mdl-beast-soundstorm-2021-lineup-blood-money/?fbclid=IwAR0XAVnTAv4iqic8PnytemC8Q5L9-ppBSTSVVAYs7mQwbKbscCYgRBkgp-w

                https://grayarea.co/magazine/jeff-mills-responds-to-concerns-over-saudi-arabias-soundstorm-festival

                    Amps 3 × 20 minutes. But they stop the clock when there’s a break in action, unlike in football. Couple of matches per week.

                    • Amps replied to this.

                        I once convinced an absolute truncheon on GU called Gaetano Mosca that I’d had a night out with Al Pacino and Hilary Swank in British Columbia when they were shooting Insomnia (2002)

                        An absolute lie, of course. Al had better things to do. Robin did pop in for a quick one, however, and apparently went on to a full on alcoholic relapse after the shoot.

                        Absolutely nothing to do with me I assure you!!

                        Homegrove So you’re looking at about three hours a week watching something you’re not into. Grim. I couldn’t have done that with X Factor…

                          zackster Very few of them mention that they get paid double or more for the Saudi gigs. Although, on the other hand you have Tories like Gou, who openly said ’fuck the people of those countries, I don’t care’.

                              hugopal I’ve never read a single Hugo posts beyond two paragraphs and / or multiple links to things that no-one will ever click on.