What have you falsely claimed to have done?

I don’t actually like Jeff Mills’s music, at all. When I say I like something he did, I haven’t even listened to it. Load of old cement mixer tosh, simple as.

I used to lie about supporting a hockey team in my teens. Never gave a shit, but where I grew up you were a wrongun if you didn’t enjoy hockey. Must be how it’s with football in the UK.

I once sat through the final of X Factor, all three hours of it, feigning interest so as to get my leg over. I slept on the sofa.

Must have been hard that Hanners, pretending to like ice hockey, when all you wanted to really do was DANCE!

Millsy I’d rather have been home reading Stephen King, and listening to Slayer than at some mates house watching hockey.

Homegrove How long is a hockey match? How often do the teams play?

Amps 3 × 20 minutes. But they stop the clock when there’s a break in action, unlike in football. Couple of matches per week.

I once convinced an absolute truncheon on GU called Gaetano Mosca that I’d had a night out with Al Pacino and Hilary Swank in British Columbia when they were shooting Insomnia (2002)

An absolute lie, of course. Al had better things to do. Robin did pop in for a quick one, however, and apparently went on to a full on alcoholic relapse after the shoot.

Absolutely nothing to do with me I assure you!!

Homegrove So you’re looking at about three hours a week watching something you’re not into. Grim. I couldn’t have done that with X Factor…

zackster Very few of them mention that they get paid double or more for the Saudi gigs. Although, on the other hand you have Tories like Gou, who openly said ’fuck the people of those countries, I don’t care’.

bosstrabs LOL

hugopal I’ve never read a single Hugo posts beyond two paragraphs and / or multiple links to things that no-one will ever click on.

zackster I can’t tell now if you’re doing an up-is-down thing for all your posts in the thread.

Regardless, his post is still absolute bollocks though.

hugopal The problem is how boring your posts are. Thanks for keeping this one to two paragraphs - it’s genuinely appreciated.

hugopal Didn’t know that and yes absolutely… reckon that blackmailing would be ‘light’, just the suggestion that they could lose shows, but no actual paper trail.

hugopal assumed it was obvious that I am in fact a massive Jeff Mills fan. I’ve said he is the most gifted Dj of all time on countless occasions.