LT42 listen my main man, let me tell you a truth. 99% of clubbers are pretend clubbers. It’s in the job description. Going clubbing is our equivalent to playing golf, and the sooner we own up to it, the less bitter we will become. Alongthewire was boring when he went to bedrock, he’d still be boring if he went to see someone decent like DJ Harvey. Clubbing is an activity designed to be steady sailing, and attract mostly boring people. Late capitalist postmodernity, you see. Embrace being boring!