I’ve not been watching it, but I heard Cliff just sang ‘Bachelor Boy’ while pressing his pink pancakes against the royal box. Absolute scones I imagine, especially during this Platty Joobs year.

alistair Alcaraz is a stranger to a grass court and on today’s evidence has no chance.

He got out of jail in some of his recent games.

Got two Centre Court tickets for Saturday. Not that bothered about tennis, but the missus loves it and I can mooch about and get pissed and for once, she’ll think I’m a god.

Have to say it’s a really weak field this year with half the top ten mens players either banned, injured or positive

“Wimbles” is “tremenballs”, amirite?!

Smallman1 I do wish he’d hurry up and retire. At least McEnroe won titles.

Smallman1 Good to see Kyrgios is still a complete clown.

What a horrendous individual.

Why? I’m not trying to be friends with the guy. His meltdowns are hilarious. The more Kyrgios the better.

    jonattonyeah I’m with you. He’s entertainingly irreverent and plays some truly audacious shots and winds up the right people. Go on Nick!

    I mention the word clown and who pops up?

    Jonatton and Alistair.

    Who’d have thunked it?!

      Harmony Tanned Serena’s ass.

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        That’s a serious bit of blubber on her backside. They should send her over to Ukraine and use her as some sort of barricade against the Russians.

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