Millsy Currently sat in my hotel room in Leeds considering wanking into the bin.
Good hotel japes:
I actually worked with someone who got fired because he came back to his hotel at 3am and failed to notice a section of the hotel entrance that had wet cement. Stumbling through the cordon/tape, he then proceeded to get one of his shoes stuck in the cement, the other he strode to the reception desk in and proceeded to bollock the staff about the situation, hammered, while banging one cement-covered shoe on the reception desk.
As it was a block work conference booking, his boss was called and he was pretty much fired on the spot.
Epic.
