I’ve just maxed out our hotel room’s limit on their “Smarties Ice cream” and don’t even care that I’m lactose intolerant.

What happened to tv’s being slung out the window?

The first thing Nass did when he gained access to the room was jump on the beds and mill all the shortbread buscuits

    Currently sat in my hotel room in Leeds considering wanking into the bin.

      seanc80 they’ve gone for a little box of Lindt Lindor. Classy establishment, surrounded by bars with rainbow flags everywhere which must mean everyone is super friendly and just out for a good time. Everyone wants to buy me a drink too. Lovely place. Feeling a bit woozy.

          I fear room service may have a different meaning where I’m staying