bosstrabs You want to check out the bloke behind the Carrots brand, his name is Anwar Carrots, you can image search him, he looks a right cunt.
bosstrabs Ledging the bants and suaving the Dorises? Voting for Tory cunts like Borises? THAT’S HOW SMALLMAN ROLLS Tops off, front and centre while kitchen sinking it? Making a broccoli smoothie and then drinking it? THAT’S HOW SMALLMAN ROLLS
bosstrabs A man with arms the same length as his neck? Living in a house that’s an absolute wreck? THAT’S HOW SMALLMAN ROLLS
Millsy Kermit trabbs and mum does his laces, Jumping in rivers and melting off faces. That’s how Smallman rolls
seanc80 He eats pizza but the cheese could kill him 90% of the poulation want to chin him People mistake him for big Peter Crouch or Julian Clarey when he wears that pouch
