bosstrabs You want to check out the bloke behind the Carrots brand, his name is Anwar Carrots, you can image search him, he looks a right cunt.
bosstrabs Ledging the bants and suaving the Dorises? Voting for Tory cunts like Borises? THAT’S HOW SMALLMAN ROLLS Tops off, front and centre while kitchen sinking it? Making a broccoli smoothie and then drinking it? THAT’S HOW SMALLMAN ROLLS
bosstrabs A man with arms the same length as his neck? Living in a house that’s an absolute wreck? THAT’S HOW SMALLMAN ROLLS
Millsy Kermit trabbs and mum does his laces, Jumping in rivers and melting off faces. That’s how Smallman rolls
