Let’s also not forget that birds can’t handle their scoops. My missus has been convinced and her and her mates have all been spiked on a night out when in fact, it was drinking vast quantities of piss-poor Prosecco til 3am that made you fall over, get refused a cab, get in at five am and have the world’s worst headache. “We must’ve been spiked the same thing happened to everyone”. No. Everyone did the same thing - did anyone get abducted? No? Right, I’ll see you later love, I’m off out