Sure to be a murderers row of options here but I firmly believe I have two of the four spots sown up.

Exhibit A:
CRW - Like A Cat

Walking like a cat
Naked like a cat
Walking naked, eating, sleeping like a cat
Walking around the block
Looking for some love
Seeking freedom searching, stopping like a cat
Living like a cat
Looking for some love
Love me
Feel me
Never leave me like a cat
Feeling like a cat always down the street
Licking
Living
Softly moving like a cat
Prayin at the moon
Making mad
Feeling like a cat down the street

Exhibit B:
Lost Tribe - Gamemaster

Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves
Will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life,
A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet earth.
Like a priceless jewel,
Buried in dark layers of soil and stone,
Earth radiates her brilliant beauty
Into the caverns of space and time.
Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home,
And experience it as a place to visit and play with reality.
You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster.

Both are just completely inexcusable. But I need two more.

Gamemaster is a great shout.

How about Flesh by Jan Johnston?
Baby, I can hardly recognize myself
Touch me
The light is going blue
Morning approaches
The pain’s still here
I’m empty, empty, empty
Sounds of the world
Of laughter and tears
I’ve nothing left
I’m empty, empty, empty
Heaven is forbidden
But I’m going soon
Kiss me, one last time
Before I take my flesh away
Heaven is forbidden
But I’m going soon
Kiss me, one last time
Kiss me, one last time
I want wisdom on tap
Flowing like water
Strange I want that because
I’m empty, empty, empty
So now eat your words
I hope you choke
I feel nothing no more
I’m empty, empty, empty
Baby, I can hardly recognize myself
Touch me
Heaven is forbidden
But I’m going soon
Kiss me, one last time
Before I take my flesh away
Heaven is forbidden
But I’m going soon
Kiss me, one last time
Kiss me, one last time

Skydive by her also dreadful in terms of lyrics

Slam - Lifetimes. Great music, horrible lyrics

A journey is what I have to take
To find myself, that choice I must make
To wander through the hands of all time
A vision of my life I must find
Girl you know I won’t forget
All of those times we spent
No-one said that it would last
And girl I won’t forget the past
The time has come for me to depart
I’ll leave the world a piece of my heart
Where I go you cannot follow
If I’ll be back, I really don’t know
Girl you know I won’t forget
All of those times we spent
No-one said that it would last
And girl I won’t forget the past
Don’t say you’ll miss me, I won’t believe
Cos you laughed at me and all of my dreams
Well, now the laughs are at your expense
Cos where I go my dreams all make sense
Girl you know I won’t forget
All of those times we spent
No-one said that it would last
And girl I won’t forget the past

    Written down, the words of the Lost Tribe track themselves aren’t the oddest thing about it - I remember the first time I heard it on the radio it seemed to be intended as either some kind of insult or a piece of gay rights propaganda.

    I remember Oakenfold, even when he was good, had a habit of stinking a room out with one of these tracks, including GameMaster - you’d get half an hour of epic, beautifully building prog trance then he’d drop some hideously off-key vocal track involving some deranged harpy like Johnston.

      PBJ; The Way had some pretty moronic lyrics iircc

      bosstrabs you’d get half an hour of epic, beautifully building prog trance then he’d drop some hideously off-key vocal track involving some deranged harpy like Johnston.

      Disc 2 of Oslo is a good example of that - building up to Taucher "Waters’ only to dive in to the absolute cringe that is Shades of Blue "So Much’.

        Always detested XPress 2 - Lazy. A waste of David Byrne.

        bosstrabs Slam - Lifetimes. Great music, horrible lyrics

        the vocal absolutely ruins that track.

          Agreed, the vocal in Lifetimes is absolutely awful.