How the fuck did we get here

Cankles-McJeggings According to Dave he’s a full blown 3×2

but what does that have to do with zack looking Jewish?!

I’m going to have to help you out here Hugo.

Although it has several possible origins, “three-by-two”, “four-by-two” or “five-by-two” indeed refers to a Jew in Cockney rhyming slang, which is a way of coining slang words that originated among working-class, mid-19th-century Londoners and is still largely associated with London speech.

Cankles-McJeggings okay, you don’t need to go as far as explaining to me what cockney rhyming slang is, even though I don’t really use it (despite being perhaps the only person on the board who could be classified as a cockney).

Is it just a coincidence then that it could also refer to a plank of wood?

Cos I’m sure zackster also probably looks a bit of a plank as well.

True. The lines are definitely blurred. Plus like all Americans he would definitely benefit from being hit with one too. But yes coincidence.
It’s almost certain he sounds like him as well as looking like him.

Morty-C-137 Americans think Jew is a race.

Like the 4×400?*

Not plank dimensions Hugo, totally impractical