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Cankles-McJeggings okay, you don’t need to go as far as explaining to me what cockney rhyming slang is, even though I don’t really use it (despite being perhaps the only person on the board who could be classified as a cockney).

Is it just a coincidence then that it could also refer to a plank of wood?

Cos I’m sure zackster also probably looks a bit of a plank as well.

True. The lines are definitely blurred. Plus like all Americans he would definitely benefit from being hit with one too. But yes coincidence.
It’s almost certain he sounds like him as well as looking like him.


  • Dan replied to this.

    Millsy Is Zack Jewish? If not he’s certainly got the look.

    Zachary Hershkowitz is his full name.

    • Dan replied to this.

      Always nice to get a DM from Dermo

      Need dick pic to prove you’re not jewish. Will only look for a sec and delete right after

        I know Jews are sneaky, you’d just cut and paste one off the net.

        Morty-C-137 Americans think Jew is a race.

        Like the 4×400?*

        Not plank dimensions Hugo, totally impractical

        I dunno, call me retarded or something but what’s the problem here? This lad is having a fucking good time. With all the negative shit going on around the place this fella is doing something with a smile on his face. Cringey? Maybe but who gives a fuck. With all the rapes, fights, backstabbing and complaining associated with Prog or dance music in general, this guy is the one positive thing I’ve seen related to the whole thing in a long fucking time. More power to him. If this kind of shit really bothers people so much then maybe this curly headed perma-smiling fuck isnt the problem.

          LT42

          Dude, this forum is called Jaded Clubbers, not Sycophants Central. Zack’s doppelgänger, is kissing the pavement outside a night club that closed down when he was 6 years old. That’s proper strange shit.

          When he started, with his GU cartoons and DJ interviews he was quite entertaining which was how he got an audience, but his behaviour is just getting weirder.

          He’s either a crank or a prog comedy genius for this send up.

          Kudos to him.