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  • Really good mate of mine could get serious time today

i know the albanian mafia in london are real tough guys, some of them like to mix their turbofolk with the gabber, you hear of such a thing?

Wally

Haha check out Wally, typical Newcastle/City fan. Come into a bit of dirty Arab money and next thing they’ve forgotten how woefully shit they’ve been for their entire history. Although City have now actually bought something already and the horse punchers still have zero. Maybe history is the next thing they’ll try and buy. Probably in Aldi looking for some now. Maybe they will try and sportswash history too.

      Along_the_Wire I went through Dohar a few years ago and they were swiping everybody’s wallets etc as we were boarding the plane. I was in business class as well so a bit peeved.

      Mine pinged just like on border patrol and flashed up red for coke. To say my life flashed before me is an understatement. I also had genuinely no idea weher it came from. I really had not been near anything or anyone for ages.

      The I remembered that the week before I went I had been working with an ENT surgheon and we use cocaine / adrenaline for nasal spray on patients to make the durgery easier (we do it once asleep and spray it up). We’d done about 6 patients so it obvisouly gets everywhere and I probably touched my wallet after.

      As I stood there dropping my load they just waved me onto the plane. rather than take my free pass I actaully asked what had happened and they told me it was ‘too low’ to care about.

      I didn;t realise qatar had a ‘too low’. Waiting to take off was like a scene from a movie. Once we were in the air I could not have been happier.

      At work we are regularly touching cocaine / diamorphine (heroin) / fentanyl.

          ArchimedesQ 🤣 🤣 🤣

          note to self scruff myself up a bit if i get sent down.

          Cheers

            Smallman1 The closest I’ve ever been to prison is a 2 star hotel I stayed in during a visit to Liverpool as a student.

            Remember seeing dog shit in reception.

            Calling bullshit. Dogger in reception is three stars in Merseydive

              Can you imagine Smallman being banged up?

              The bants would be absolutely off the chain!

              “OLB is in the house!” etc

              Ringpiece like a tractor tire inner tube. Passed from cell to cell like a rag doll. Limp, lifeless, broken.
              Nonce lifer, Tony Tucker ‘mad fucker’ pretending he’s the little gay one out of West life.

                Cankles-McJeggings it would be the quietest day they’d ever seen on the block as everyone stood queuing……

                  Haha

                  Hi guys old legdey bantz in the house. Live , love laugh. Wtf ???Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhh……..

                  Tossing the salad on B Wing