Not ‘hard’ but ‘sketchy as fuck’ was Harehills in Leeds. It’s the BME (‘Black and mixed ethnicity’ as the council’s like to call it) area of Leeds but I think that’s kinda inaccurate - it was more ‘The loser degenerate’ area of Leeds. Junkies, prossies, gangs, benefit scroungers, the royal flush.
If you’re wondering how I ended up there - shifted to Leeds and had three weeks to find a place before my stuff got delivered - the actual houses there are lovely - proper four storey victorian decorative jobs. Seemed nice enough when I went for a visit - (at 10am on a Sunday morning :-\ - pretty sure Beirut is ok at 10am on a Sunday morning) so running out of time shifted in - along with three other guys who were in the same boat as me - out of town and didn’t know the areas to avoid. lol )
Anyway, highlights include:
- First night I was there a car pulled up outside, some lads got out and pelted next door with rocks and bricks until all the windows were put out. Then got in and fucked off.
- The house I was in was bang opposite Potternewton park - nice greenery - also literally pitch black at night as there’s no lighting for a sq mile - they found a few bodies there over the time I was there - open the curtains to find the park sealed off with loads of the plod standing around while the CSI unit did it’s job. Fun.
- Getting propositioned by prossies and skag dealers at 9am when going to the bus to work - always fun.
- My all time fave - came home to find the police on my doorstep. Did the deep breath, ’good evening officer, I happen to live here, what’s the problem’ routine to which he said ’There’s been a robbery and we’re looking for witnesses but obviously you’ve only just got back.' It turned out someone ordered a pizza to the house next door. The dominos guy pulled up in a proper company decaled car, got out, went to the door with the pizza but left the keys in the car - someone got in and fucked off with it. lol. Makes me laugh thinking the poor cunt had to ring his boss going ’Well boss, I’ve lost the car. but the good news is, I’ve still got the pizza’ lol.
Happy days.