whatever I did. Thankfully none of my housewife market will until it’s too late

Jaded clubbers make tender lovers

You can beat an egg , you can’t beat a wank

Millsy Any slogan can be improved by adding ‘….and wine’ at the end

’Keep calm and drink GHB

…and wine’

I’m not sure it works with that one.

"If you love something, set it free…

If it comes back, it is yours…

If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".

3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
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