Millsy's top pick me up slogan jamboree
If it bleeds, we can kill it
Phil-McRackin and wine
whatever Perfect for a box of tissues
Jaded clubbers make tender lovers
You can beat an egg , you can’t beat a wank
All women are cunts, apart from you who I love
"If you love something, set it free…
If it comes back, it is yours…
If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".
3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
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Leave Becks alone. He’s a very humble man and staunch monarchist.
A lol for Mono!
You want to know who I’m in love with?
Read the first word again.