You can beat an egg , you can’t beat a wank

Millsy Any slogan can be improved by adding ‘….and wine’ at the end

’Keep calm and drink GHB

…and wine’

I’m not sure it works with that one.

    "If you love something, set it free…

    If it comes back, it is yours…

    If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".

    3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
    1 love ❤️

    Smallman1 You want to know who I’m in love with?

    Read the first word again.

    Willing to bet there’ll be a few board members get stuck in a loop reading this

      Cankles-McJeggings fuck yesss 😂 Got an ex-boss I’d like to gift one of those as well (to get the idea of the sort of man he is; imagine Trump as a GP.. FFS).