whatever I did. Thankfully none of my housewife market will until it’s too late

    Jaded clubbers make tender lovers

    You can beat an egg , you can’t beat a wank

    Millsy Any slogan can be improved by adding ‘….and wine’ at the end

    ’Keep calm and drink GHB

    …and wine’

    I’m not sure it works with that one.

      "If you love something, set it free…

      If it comes back, it is yours…

      If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".

      3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
      1 love ❤️

      Smallman1 You want to know who I’m in love with?

      Read the first word again.

      Willing to bet there’ll be a few board members get stuck in a loop reading this