Millsy's top pick me up slogan jamboree
Leave Becks alone. He’s a very humble man and staunch monarchist.
A lol for Mono!
You want to know who I’m in love with?
Read the first word again.
Awwwwwwww 
Lol, am an old romantic at heart!
Where’s that Dermo gif of him smashing smalballs with a baseball bat..
Lol’s for MC, SM001 AND Morty!
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Cankles-McJeggings fuck yesss 
Got an ex-boss I’d like to gift one of those as well (to get the idea of the sort of man he is; imagine Trump as a GP.. FFS).
drink, love, life and docking
You always gain by giving love.
Love is so short, forgetting is so long.
I’m a glass half-full kind of person…. I said to the lady at the sperm bank.
If you can read this you’re standing to close to me.. please fuck off
Take my wife, free my life
Loaded balls so you know my name’s not Eddy Smalls
“I can go all night boys” Smallballs ca 2020