LT42 Hugo just texted me

As if I would text you ya daft prick

    hugopal
    I did toy with the idea that this was your logic.

    But it’s always worth a re-post!

      Dave doesn’t like Geordies because they can handle their hooch and would rather freeze than wear anything pastel.

      19 days later

      Smallman1 Heading out on a date with a Geordie lass in a couple of weeks?

      Smallman1 Hold tight for feedback!

      Your post in the other thread reminded me - this was 3 weeks ago, where’s the feedback?!

            Hmm, no feedback posted.

            Is one of the things you “should know about in advance” about Geordies that they like to bail on melts like Ed?

            Smallman1 Lovely lass but had never heard of Dixon.

            Sounds alright tbh.

              I think the conversation went.

              Edwand - So tell me, what do you like?

              Geordie- Well I really like it in the arse, pet.

              Edwand - No way!! Me too! Heard of Dixon?

                Cankles-McJeggings and there was me wondering how it took Ed ’til the second date to ask her if she’d heard of Dixon - but all along there were more pressing matters to be discussed.