Geordies
Smallman1 Not that I’m getting ahead of myself but her family will end up loving me.
It’s the cheeky playful bants!
Yeh until they see your rainbow laces and Timmy Mallet attire.
Mum, Dad, meet Ed -
Haha it’s not a million miles off though is it mate?
I just don’t want you to get hurt again, Ed
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Not my words, the words of Lord Tennyson.
Geordies are all fucking cunts, and also massive class traitors by being the most Tory major city in the north and also singing “You’ll never work again” at Anfield, even though the thick cunts lived in the one place with worse unemployment than Liverpool in the Thatcher years.
Fuck ’em, I hope their shithole city gets burned to the ground, the horse-punching twats.
Just don’t go all in like a Golden Retriever like last time.
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Morning, Dave. 
As long as they aren’t giraffe punchers, Ed’ll be fine.
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bosstrabs Geordies are all fucking cunts, and also massive class traitors by being the most Tory major city in the north and also singing “You’ll never work again” at Anfield, even though the thick cunts lived in the one place with worse unemployment than Liverpool in the Thatcher years.
Fuck ’em, I hope their shithole city gets burned to the ground, the horse-punching twats.
They will probably sell the City rights to the filthy Saudis just like they did their souls. Rename it Liv or something else utterly reprehensible.
Defo be ed. He’s in need of a syrup already.
IH has been in touch recently.
Still holds a candle for OLB!
Sure it’s not a hammer?
Once bitten, forever smitten!
Inspector gruffmoth
lol
Smallman1 reconciliation on the cards? Huge if true.
mono-stereo love triangle ahoy between IG, Ed and Spender? EastEnders music.
mono-stereo reconciliation on the cards? Huge if true.
There is an undeniable chemistry between us, always has been, always will be!
bosstrabs Geordies are all fucking cunts
I think we’d better take this outside.
I’m not a horse, mate.
NasserAlazzawi I think we’d better take this outside.
Wish you’d make your mind up, you weren’t one yesterday.
Today I’ve decided I’m a member of the LGBTQ community and identify as Trans-Geordie.
Everyone calls me a Geordie, but I wager that most people stumbling on what I’d call a “proper Geordie” wouldn’t be able to understand the dialect.
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The only way to find out if you are the genuine article is to go to a local stables and see how strong your desire to punch fuck out of one of, or all of the occupants is.
Smallman1 There is an undeniable chemistry between us, always has been, always will be!
Erm, I was talking about you and your ex. But thanks.
It’s all fun and games until someone drops the YouTube.
Mad_Cyril Hugo just texted me there, he says he can’t log in or something. He says that guy’s name isn’t Ronnie Pickering, it’s more likely his name is Ronald which the following name shows is 38th most popular in the US https://www.mynamestats.com/First-Names/R/RO/RONALD/index.html
and from that can assume it’s likely better or higher in this case in the UK. Something like that he was saying over the course of several texts, which I won’t be replying to any of.