As long as they aren’t giraffe punchers, Ed’ll be fine.

bosstrabs Geordies are all fucking cunts, and also massive class traitors by being the most Tory major city in the north and also singing “You’ll never work again” at Anfield, even though the thick cunts lived in the one place with worse unemployment than Liverpool in the Thatcher years.

Fuck ’em, I hope their shithole city gets burned to the ground, the horse-punching twats.

😆 They will probably sell the City rights to the filthy Saudis just like they did their souls. Rename it Liv or something else utterly reprehensible.

Millsy restraining order?

She can’t restrain herself.

Or something like that.

Sending myself an invite.

mono-stereo reconciliation on the cards? Huge if true.

There is an undeniable chemistry between us, always has been, always will be!

    Cankles-McJeggings

    Today I’ve decided I’m a member of the LGBTQ community and identify as Trans-Geordie.

    Everyone calls me a Geordie, but I wager that most people stumbling on what I’d call a “proper Geordie” wouldn’t be able to understand the dialect.

    The only way to find out if you are the genuine article is to go to a local stables and see how strong your desire to punch fuck out of one of, or all of the occupants is.