Haha it’s not a million miles off though is it mate?
Geordies
I just don’t want you to get hurt again, Ed
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Not my words, the words of Lord Tennyson.
Geordies are all fucking cunts, and also massive class traitors by being the most Tory major city in the north and also singing “You’ll never work again” at Anfield, even though the thick cunts lived in the one place with worse unemployment than Liverpool in the Thatcher years.
Fuck ’em, I hope their shithole city gets burned to the ground, the horse-punching twats.
Just don’t go all in like a Golden Retriever like last time.
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Morning, Dave. 
As long as they aren’t giraffe punchers, Ed’ll be fine.
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bosstrabs Geordies are all fucking cunts, and also massive class traitors by being the most Tory major city in the north and also singing “You’ll never work again” at Anfield, even though the thick cunts lived in the one place with worse unemployment than Liverpool in the Thatcher years.
Fuck ’em, I hope their shithole city gets burned to the ground, the horse-punching twats.
They will probably sell the City rights to the filthy Saudis just like they did their souls. Rename it Liv or something else utterly reprehensible.
Defo be ed. He’s in need of a syrup already.
IH has been in touch recently.
Still holds a candle for OLB!
Sure it’s not a hammer?
Once bitten, forever smitten!
Inspector gruffmoth
lol
Smallman1 reconciliation on the cards? Huge if true.
mono-stereo love triangle ahoy between IG, Ed and Spender? EastEnders music.