Sunak (General U.K. is Jaded thread)

Amps

Looking like a hard boiled blond ball sack.

Dubman

Ken Dodd with nicer teeth

Millsy

You cunts!

benson

ouch. 410. 170 majority

Dubman

It’s brewing up on ch4 between Cambell & Dorries

Along_the_Wire

Dubman Dorries is ruining their coverage.

mono-stereo

Did Alister Cambell say that Ed Davey and his wife turned up to vote on a trapeze? or did I mishear him?

NasserAlazzawi

Dubman

This is brilliant.

Bye Sunak!

Along_the_Wire

tl:dr

Amps

The media have completely enabled the far right in this country, they think getting clowns like Dorries and Anne Widdecombe on makes for ‘good TV’, but that puts their coverage in league with Jeremy Kyle. They may as well have David Ike on. They’re only interested in selling advertising space. Matlis had it right, they’ve normalised the absurd.

Mad_Cyril

Amps They may as well have David Ike on.

Dave’s a proper ledge though Amps

Along_the_Wire

Amps C4’s coverage has been fucking awful - Dorries is such a twat

Amps

Mad_Cyril He’d be more entertaining than some of this lot.

EraserOfLove

Alas I can’t watch any more election tele coverage as Jo’s just turned over to itv2 to watch love island and explain to me the sexual dichotomy between joey essex and some tart with a augmented plastic clitoris from brentwood.

EraserOfLove

General Election Thread

at 20:12 4 Jul 2024

Word of warning lads, my Breakfast room green corduroy strides and titmouse blue old school tie was not accepted as identification at the polling station today.

This being this the case, and in a spirit of the brotherhood of man un to all men of any political doctrine, will the leftists on here Please remember to take Photographic Identification to your local Polling Station.

The Symbionese Liberation Army badge on your GDR Trenchcoat will not suffice as ID under this current Junta.

Viva Prog.

EraserOfLove

Lads, i had a skin cancer diagnosis last month and i looked up the doctors notes online on my file today , the fucker described me as a ‘blonde haired blued eyed male with fair skin’. I felt like one of ronnie Krays kept boys after reading this but after a Krombacher pilsner, i’d felt been in dr Mengeles boys from brasil Laboratory. Luckily the cocksucker didn’t try to examine the hair growth patterns on my back or conduct altitude experiments about my person. The poof.

Along_the_Wire

EraserOfLove good luck with it my old son

Old-Dutch

EraserOfLove

Fuck. Sorry to hear this mate. All the best with it Glenn

Millsy

Farage’s ‘victory’ wankathon is going to be excruciating tomorrow

Along_the_Wire

Millsy LOL at his speech - he’s going to increase tourism? Aye, right.

Heno

Millsy just listening to him talking absolute bollox how people vote for him is beyond me, problem is the tories have fucked the finances so bad it will be easy for him etc to throw stones at everything.

vinnyt77

This has been fucking brilliant. From my top Tory target list:

Fabricant
Coffey
Keegan

All already gone…

Only IDS so far has retained, though fuck knows how.

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