One more thing, I wish the useless lamaaz classes my wife forced me to attend before the birth taught us about ‘leaps’. If you can learn to understand that schedule, as the baby is growing and becoming more aware, you could probably get a handle on the nightmare behaviour when the baby is getting sensory overloads as it develops each month.
Anger Management / fuck off thread
Cankles-McJeggings haha clearly mentioned “professional environment”.
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It’s really does sound like you’re the very first person to have a baby rhouses. Well done 
Nas literally propelling himself to position 55 in the Power Rankings with these threads.
Useful update Dave.
No doubt the sense of achievement will help his general well-being.
Cankles-McJeggings Fuck Newcastle United.
It’s a good job I don’t give a fuck about football, but if you were trying to get a rise, then I will kindly send a fuck you anyway
Nasser Alazzawi: from chirpy geordie poolside DJ to repellent, human shitflinger in the space of about four weeks.
I blame Dermo.
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bosstrabs I blame Dermo.
And who the fuck even is Dermo?
I swear I got accused of being him when I joined. The only thing which got me out of that was live streams!
I forecast some smiles and positivity from me at Christmas.
Fuck off Nas, you absolute crybaby.
I also have no idea who or what the fuck OLB is @Smallman1 but I have read that in various contexts on here - please put me out of my misery on that one!
NasserAlazzawi the man, the myth, the legend
Often imitated, always original
rhouses The missus and I decided to take care of our mini me without a nanny (yes the cook and cleaning lady made a massive difference for our peace of mind) for the first five months
rhouses 6th month, we’ve hired a live-in nanny, since maternity leave has ended. Game changer. Obviously not exactly affordable in the west, but if you can make it happen, just do it.
Oh yeah.. super relatable for 99% of folks out there… ffs
It stands for Official Lady Boy
bosstrabs Fuck off Nas
There is fuck all for kids there. Is this your gaff for your kids?
FLARES ALERT.
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This thread doesn’t stink enough to be flares.
OLB?
Old Ledge Bants!