Cankles-McJeggings Is there something similar for smallmind? You know, so I never have to read any of his turgid shit again unless I choose to?
Millsy I think I can feel another BF and Smallsy-style double act forming. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Smallsy & Dermatron. Acerbic bantz with a side of Labrador.
Millsy -si- they complement one another so well. Derms, the curmudgeonly and bitter old soak with an axe to grind about everything, Smalls the eternal deluded optimist with the depth of a cracker motto. Tiger team alert!
Cankles-McJeggings The first scene would be me fisting him. The same as the last scene. And the middle.