bosstrabs Sean wouldn’t understand, being from somewhere about as ‘urban’ as Jacob Rees-Mogg

I’m probably from the most urban London locale in this thread and will confirm that pretty much the only people who listened to UK Garage were chavs, or people who weren’t actually chavs but for some weird reason wished to imitate them.

      hugopal It’s really like judging trance on Gouryella and System F, though, some of the shite people listen to to decide UK Garage is crap.

          seanc80 You are wasting your time Dave. But more importantly you are wasting mine.

          That’s the cheugiest thing I’ve ever read on here. Do you have Etsy cushions with that stitched on?

            bosstrabs It’s really like judging trance on Gouryella and System F, though, some of the shite people listen to to decide UK Garage is crap.

            Hmm, so what’s the “good” UK Garage then? Cos the only decent tunes people have mentioned were Speed Garage.

            I was in secondary school when UK Garage was getting big and remember it blasting out of some kids’ speakers and sometimes getting put on at house parties etc. Don’t recall any of it not being gash.

                Smallman1 Mr Tooting disagrees.

                You live there now, but as you’ve mentioned in this thread you appear to have been in Kingston when UK Garage was a thing.

                  hugopal Hmm, so what’s the “good” UK Garage then?

                  From back in the day:

                    alistair Treacles were mad for this

                    Are you a “treacle” alistair?!

                      Never understood why they used that Tina Moore sample, it sounds like a cat being strangled. Good track aside from that

                      Let’s get this party started -

                      Some cunts tried to start a 2 step/speed/ukg night in belfast when this sound was taking off around the turn of the millennium. The UVF and IRA broke their ceasefires, joined forces, blew up the premises and shot all of the organisers dead. Didn’t seem to catch on over here after that, thankfully…

                      alistair music for dancers rather than strokers

                      Men can also dance. There are also many girls who wouldn’t wish to dance to tosh like that.

                          Am like a one man catherine wheel on a d-floor.

                          Pure flames.