It’s great to see Dave, Alistair and headwand all having something in common. Even if it is something so absolutely dreadful in every way imaginable.

    Have ledged it with Alistair in person.

    Sasha at Fabric last December.

    Hursty was in the house too!

    Millsy Bo Selecta appears to be getting a kicking these days, but I bloody loved it at the time. (Can’t stand Keith Lemon though)

        I was at Pacha, Ibiza in around 2005 or so and Harry Romero played Double 99 - Ripgroove which was very random in the context of the rest of his set, but it got an unbelievable reaction, the place went nuts

          gcw Double 99 - Ripgroove

          Massive tune, but it’s surely more speed garage.

            gcw I remember turning on channel 4 after coming back from the pub and the sketch above was on. I had never heard of Bo Selecta and had a seething hatred for speed garage and Craaaig Daaavid, so I ended up in a pretzel position from laughing so hard.

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                Millsy just the whole concept of it was brilliant, with Kes and his piss bag. Then you had Michael Jackson, Mel B etc. Quite original I thought

                It wasn’t until years later that I realised that the girl in the Jacko sketches (Bubbles) was Caroline Flack

                  Bo was genius at the time. Hard to believe Lemon deteriorated into such an unlikeable, unfunny cunt.

                  Don’t know what classification it comes under but the AVH remix of professional widow is still one of the great crossover remixes

                    Can I shock you all?

                    I like Keith Lemon.

                    Your offerings have been even more noticeably worthless this week Smallman. Literally all of it is just drivel.

                      Can you imagine the scones if me, Smalls and Alistair met up for a UKG rewind, head to toe in Moschino, suaving the treacles and swigging Bollinger straight from the jeroboams? While taunting Zackster in his Phila jersey and Starter Cap via Zoom from the VIP area?

                      Off the chain doesn’t even describe it.

                        Smallman walking round handing out ‘invites’ to South London roadmen.

                          Gun crime in nightclubs would soar overnight

                          Me offering DJ EZ a crate to stand on and insisting he plays Zed Bias ‘Neighbourhood’ (NOT the vocal version).

                          DJ Zinc - 138 Trek, what a banger this was…

                            People passing by the club entrance would assume that its an Order of Malta fancy dress Halloween Party where the carers have all been poisoned and locked in a store room.

                              bosstrabs Another breakbeat track used by garage djs like Doom’s Night

                                seanc80 Your offerings have been even more noticeably worthless this week Smallman. Literally all of it is just drivel.

                                This thread had gone full lift off!