Bo was genius at the time. Hard to believe Lemon deteriorated into such an unlikeable, unfunny cunt.

Don’t know what classification it comes under but the AVH remix of professional widow is still one of the great crossover remixes

    Can I shock you all?

    I like Keith Lemon.

    Your offerings have been even more noticeably worthless this week Smallman. Literally all of it is just drivel.

      Can you imagine the scones if me, Smalls and Alistair met up for a UKG rewind, head to toe in Moschino, suaving the treacles and swigging Bollinger straight from the jeroboams? While taunting Zackster in his Phila jersey and Starter Cap via Zoom from the VIP area?

      Off the chain doesn’t even describe it.

        Smallman walking round handing out ‘invites’ to South London roadmen.

          Gun crime in nightclubs would soar overnight

          Me offering DJ EZ a crate to stand on and insisting he plays Zed Bias ‘Neighbourhood’ (NOT the vocal version).

          DJ Zinc - 138 Trek, what a banger this was…

            People passing by the club entrance would assume that its an Order of Malta fancy dress Halloween Party where the carers have all been poisoned and locked in a store room.

              bosstrabs Another breakbeat track used by garage djs like Doom’s Night

                seanc80 Your offerings have been even more noticeably worthless this week Smallman. Literally all of it is just drivel.

                This thread had gone full lift off!

                  bosstrabs Smallman walking round handing out ‘invites’ to South London roadmen.

                  Lol!

                    Millsy That’s racist now, millsy.

                    Tuts condescendingly

                      alistair Don’t know what classification it comes under but the AVH remix of professional widow is still one of the great crossover remixes

                      It just sounds like funky house really. It has a standard 4/4 beat and a french house/Subliminal-esque disco bassline.

                      It certainly isn’t UK Garage.

                          hugopal Armand van Helden’s remixes of Spin Spin Sugar and Professional Widow were widely regarded as the pioneering Speed Garage tracks.

                              bosstrabs Can you imagine the scones if me, Smalls and Alistair met up for a UKG rewind, head to toe in Moschino, suaving the treacles and swigging Bollinger straight from the jeroboams? While taunting Zackster in his Phila jersey and Starter Cap via Zoom from the VIP area?

                              Off the chain doesn’t even describe it.

                              “Off the chain”?

                              Goldie lookin chain more like!