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  • Few beers, fancy London, 16th November

Millsy A sort of middle aged man pints and belly rub club? Sean’s in!

Can you imagine pints with Sean? He turns up in platinum Adidas Superstars, moans about the lack of spud sides on the menu, then generally just ducks in and out of your conversation to occasionally snipe at you?

Legendary.

    All the while, castigating you for being lightweights and going on about how his mates ‘Mulljoy’ in Dublin are tons better than the Danny Howells gig you’ve gone to is.

    Speaking all this while wearing Matty Holland’s shorts.

    i love you all and i’d love to meet up sometime next week

      Surely we could all chip in to get a production team to film the crazy japes that sean, millsy and edward would get up to, if we provided them with a script overview, a la curb your enthusiam, for a series of nights out in london. Give them the ideas then let the lads ad-lib their way through the ensuing banter. The absolute sure-fire multi-award winning hit would be a cross between soldier soldier, with robson and gerome and last of the summer wine, with compo, cleggy and foggy.

      You have such a mischievous streak you in you Si.

      seanc80 i love you all and i’d love to meet up sometime next week

      Look forward to it, will be Wednesday.

      Should be some crack, as you say

          Mad_Cyril Few beers, preferably crafty ones, not a mad one.

          Like something a disabled lesbian would post up in her capper whatsapp group.

              seanc80
              In civilised societies Sean, it’s not really acceptable to stumble round work rocking ‘eau du booze’ cologne, a sweaty top lip and the fear.