Oh lord is it shit here? I’d better hot foot it back to the biggest shit box joke in the whole of Europe fast then.
Great whites in Sydney eh? Well I never. The smoke was odd , odd that it’s happened once in the 20 years I’ve been here.
The rain comes down a lot harder and quicker and in much shorter time frames. Like a tropical deluge. So what we have in a day or 2 would take over a month of grim, cold, perma pissy rain like that of the UK. And guess what? When it’s raining it’s usually still warm and the gardens have loved it.
Guess what else? You can stick the UK up your holes. A great place to visit, but live? Fuck off. I miss going to the footy and that’s all, the rest can bollox. One month a year is plenty. 6 weeks next year as work has to be done on my empire.
Already got tickets for Leicester and dipper filth sorted. Your ears would shrivel if I told you how much hospitality tickets cost for the latter. Made slightly more palatable getting the Leicester ones free.
Anyway as Si says, I’m in Scotland anyway, living off grid on an unnamed island in the outer Hebrides. Thank god for starlink and solar.
