Homegrove I give these cunts no quarter now, living in a country like this where people are totally shut off from and ignorant about the rest of the world will do that to you.
My other favourite local interaction of recent years was when I was stood in the supermarket queue with a basket, and I only had Pringles, a Snickers and some sparkling mineral water, and the two brillo-haired aunties behind me in the queue started gossiping, one saying to the other “That’s all foreigners have to eat for lunch.”
I turned around and peered in her basket, which only had various detergents in it and said “Yeah, but that’s what you eat for lunch.” They were utterly dumbfounded by the surrealism of the suggestion and I went on my way, happy with myself for hours.