Was looking at a voucher for massages and what not for the Doris the other day for xmas and on there was both full Brazilian and anal bleaching. Be some present that would.
‘Mum, mum what did dad get you?’.

seanc80 weirdo

You’re probably a closet case who likes doing burds up the wrong ’un because imagines he’s throwing one up the dirtbox of one of his mates. The forbidden fruit.

    rhouses haha called it.

    They’re all over the city and all over the country, Rhouse. You don’t cross the Bosphorus and immediately get hit with the smell of Asian food. In fact, there’s a real lack of good Asian food on the Asian side funnily enough. This European/Asian side bollox is just an imaginary geographical line.

        Ironically Dave given your clearly defined parameters, it could be suggested that it is you that may actually be a homosexual.

        Let’s be honest. It would explain the clothes.

          Lives alone. Check
          Can’t handle his ale. Check
          Prone to flouncing. Check
          Clothes of a sex case. Check

          CONFIRMED

            LT42 Yup, yup. Was just messing around when I asked. I vaguely recall not being half as traumatized during the Turkey holiday as I am when I visit further west.

              seanc80 It would explain the clothes.

              Sean, on the other hand, was genuinely considering these last week. Which are extreme even for my tastes.

                I’m on thin ice to be fair!

                Cankles-McJeggings Japan
                Thailand
                Indonesia

                Pooguns like Rhouses posted. There’s not really a class divide for them like India though.

                    Millsy Lives alone. Check
                    Can’t handle his ale. Check
                    Prone to flouncing. Check
                    Clothes of a sex case. Check

                    CONFIRMED

                    I’ve just realised from this helpful referral list that Dave is actually a lesbian.

                      OK lads, can we go back to destroying Smallman now?

                      rhouses those are in ever my toilet in Finland, but I haven’t seen them anywhere else in Europe either. Maybe Sweden.

                        rhouses I assume you just shit wherever you are standing when out and about and then demand someone from a lower caste clear up the stool and attend to your balloon knot?

                          Rhouses’ arsehole often gets mistaken for a spaniel that has just emerged from a mucky river