bosstrabs Although personally, after laying a massive cable, I prefer to use a wet wipe or two.
I wrote an Amazon review a couple of years ago on this subject:
I recall, with some fondness, a conversation I had with a dear friend perhaps 12-18 months ago, when he expounded upon the perils of a smeary wipe of the bumhole before a massage session, as his masseur was inclined to dip in and out of the arse cleft with gay abandon.
I recall this now, because I have had a dodgy stomach for much of the past week, and have found these wipes (They were the Andrex Skin Kind Flushable Toilet Wipes) to be an absolute revelation.
When you simply must have a bling ring, thereâs nothing that comes close. My recommendation is to dive in with a paper based strategy in the first instance. After a couple of wipes, youâll know whether you need to haul out the big guns or not. And when you do - the sensation is simply sublime. My Sheriffâs badge SHINES BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND.
Theyâre multi-purpose too. Make yourself a stinking hot curry. I mean STINKING hot. Rest your weary head abed. When, the following day, you inevitably encounter the fiery ring, get one of these up against your crack. The sensuous soothing of your piece simply must be experienced to be believed.
NB - it MUST be the skin kind variant. The others will do a job (so to speak) but arenât in the same league. Theyâre not even playing the same sport.
