Was looking at a voucher for massages and what not for the Doris the other day for xmas and on there was both full Brazilian and anal bleaching. Be some present that would.
‘Mum, mum what did dad get you?’.

seanc80 weirdo

You’re probably a closet case who likes doing burds up the wrong ’un because imagines he’s throwing one up the dirtbox of one of his mates. The forbidden fruit.

    rhouses haha called it.

    They’re all over the city and all over the country, Rhouse. You don’t cross the Bosphorus and immediately get hit with the smell of Asian food. In fact, there’s a real lack of good Asian food on the Asian side funnily enough. This European/Asian side bollox is just an imaginary geographical line.

        Ironically Dave given your clearly defined parameters, it could be suggested that it is you that may actually be a homosexual.

        Let’s be honest. It would explain the clothes.

          Lives alone. Check
          Can’t handle his ale. Check
          Prone to flouncing. Check
          Clothes of a sex case. Check

          CONFIRMED

            LT42 Yup, yup. Was just messing around when I asked. I vaguely recall not being half as traumatized during the Turkey holiday as I am when I visit further west.

              seanc80 It would explain the clothes.

              Sean, on the other hand, was genuinely considering these last week. Which are extreme even for my tastes.

                I’m on thin ice to be fair!

                Cankles-McJeggings Japan
                Thailand
                Indonesia

                Pooguns like Rhouses posted. There’s not really a class divide for them like India though.

                    Millsy Lives alone. Check
                    Can’t handle his ale. Check
                    Prone to flouncing. Check
                    Clothes of a sex case. Check

                    CONFIRMED

                    I’ve just realised from this helpful referral list that Dave is actually a lesbian.

                      OK lads, can we go back to destroying Smallman now?

                      rhouses those are in ever my toilet in Finland, but I haven’t seen them anywhere else in Europe either. Maybe Sweden.

                        rhouses I assume you just shit wherever you are standing when out and about and then demand someone from a lower caste clear up the stool and attend to your balloon knot?

                          Rhouses’ arsehole often gets mistaken for a spaniel that has just emerged from a mucky river

                          bosstrabs brilliant! Mitisbushi makes unreal lifts absolutely mental expensive though,also make primo pills !

                          Have to say having a shit in Japan was unreal heated sit , power washer then plays crazy music! 10 out of 10

                            I had a shit in Tokyo airport and it analysed my stool, stated something incomprehensible in a tuneful female Japanese voice that I later discovered translated as ‘ Konnichiwa! you have stage 3 bowel cancer.’ Incredible really what they get up to.

                            Late entry for thread of the year. Top work gents.

                            BlainSA the ‘Indian’ style toilets where it’s a hole which you squat over, two indents with grip for your feet, are mostly used by the lower class. Vinny and Dermo were fairly accurate, but no one told them to travel like peasants in a train. Cheaping out on a plane ticket. Do the conversion and you’re getting what you pay for. Next to Narita airport, I’d say one of my favourite places to take a public shit would be the toilets in a 5 star hotel in India.

                            That being said, squatting is the absolute right way to be shitting when it comes to your internal system, so I wouldn’t fault that style.

                                Come to India. You may experience some challenges with cholera & dysentery but survive those and you can enjoy glutes like Roberto Carlos as a result of shitting your pelvis bone into a hole in the ground for two weeks…Svaagat he!

                                Lol. A veritable Shangri-La of absolute, abject squalor.

                                A mate went with his gf to Sri Lanka. Day 2 they both got really bad food poisoning from their hotel and couldn’t get far from the toilet. Guts and ring knotting themselves up. After 2 days of sting ring he decides ‘fuck this’ and instead of taking one Imodium to help out with his suffering he takes the whole pack. Problem solved! No more squits. His gf stuck with the suggested amount, but couldn’t get over it.

                                Move on a week later and his stomach is hard as a rock and he’s got abs popping up. Wahey! He still hasn’t had a shit. Flies back home starting to worry what he might have done to himself. Then the pain starts with a strange sludge noise coming from his lower abdomen. Straight to the bog where he spent the next hour in agony putting Rhouses to shame with what he described as literally shitting a brick.

                                You can tell Millsy is the type who has no concept of what a splash of water can do to maintain basic hygiene. Crusty af sphincter, dry bits of feces embedded into his gooch hair.

                                  rhouses you could eat your dinner off my balloon knot, pal.

                                    Also a hearty lol in Rhousedawgs general direction as per. A quick googling of ‘Indian hygiene standards’ reveals a litany of damning articles, PEER REVIEWED, describing his grubby part of the world in lurid detail. Grim people, grim country, grim Rhouses and his grim loved ones and family. Urgh! Get ye to a nunnery.

                                    https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/opinion/columns/b-s-raghavan/are-indians-by-nature-unhygienic/article22986028.ece

                                    One in 10 deaths in India due to poor sanitation.

                                    https://www.economist.com/the-economist-explains/2017/09/24/why-it-is-so-hard-to-fix-indias-sanitation

                                    Enter MC to diminish all the threads good work

                                    Assume MC uses a flannel to keep minty fresh in the down belows.

                                      This video suggests that there could be vendors in India that may struggle to meet European HACCP regulations.

                                        Millsy
                                        Shove 3 x Extra Strong Mints up there.

                                        Smarts a bit but reduces seepage by up to 70%

                                          rhouses Vinny and Dermo were fairly accurate, but no one told them to travel like peasants in a train. Cheaping out on a plane ticket

                                          So what you’re highlighting is without a bit of money you are deprived of basic human sanitary requirements? What a country.
                                          Unlike you rhouse daddy didn’t pay for mine. I was ‘cheaping it’ because I was fucking skint. You entitled dagnut

                                              rhouses That being said, squatting is the absolute right way to be shitting when it comes to your internal system, so I wouldn’t fault that style.

                                              Lol yes you really are at the very forefront of cutting edge latrine technology.

                                                  Your dedication to all things arsepipe is a lesson to us all Derm.

                                                  Sterling stuff

                                                  I’d like to point out the video that comer posted of the foot butcher is in fact from Pakistan. Pakis eh, all the same aren’t we you racist bastards.