Arsehole hygeine
I had a shit in Tokyo airport and it analysed my stool, stated something incomprehensible in a tuneful female Japanese voice that I later discovered translated as ‘ Konnichiwa! you have stage 3 bowel cancer.’ Incredible really what they get up to.
Late entry for thread of the year. Top work gents.
BlainSA the ‘Indian’ style toilets where it’s a hole which you squat over, two indents with grip for your feet, are mostly used by the lower class. Vinny and Dermo were fairly accurate, but no one told them to travel like peasants in a train. Cheaping out on a plane ticket. Do the conversion and you’re getting what you pay for. Next to Narita airport, I’d say one of my favourite places to take a public shit would be the toilets in a 5 star hotel in India.
That being said, squatting is the absolute right way to be shitting when it comes to your internal system, so I wouldn’t fault that style.
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Come to India. You may experience some challenges with cholera & dysentery but survive those and you can enjoy glutes like Roberto Carlos as a result of shitting your pelvis bone into a hole in the ground for two weeks…Svaagat he!
Lol. A veritable Shangri-La of absolute, abject squalor.
A mate went with his gf to Sri Lanka. Day 2 they both got really bad food poisoning from their hotel and couldn’t get far from the toilet. Guts and ring knotting themselves up. After 2 days of sting ring he decides ‘fuck this’ and instead of taking one Imodium to help out with his suffering he takes the whole pack. Problem solved! No more squits. His gf stuck with the suggested amount, but couldn’t get over it.
Move on a week later and his stomach is hard as a rock and he’s got abs popping up. Wahey! He still hasn’t had a shit. Flies back home starting to worry what he might have done to himself. Then the pain starts with a strange sludge noise coming from his lower abdomen. Straight to the bog where he spent the next hour in agony putting Rhouses to shame with what he described as literally shitting a brick.
You can tell Millsy is the type who has no concept of what a splash of water can do to maintain basic hygiene. Crusty af sphincter, dry bits of feces embedded into his gooch hair.
Also a hearty lol in Rhousedawgs general direction as per. A quick googling of ‘Indian hygiene standards’ reveals a litany of damning articles, PEER REVIEWED, describing his grubby part of the world in lurid detail. Grim people, grim country, grim Rhouses and his grim loved ones and family. Urgh! Get ye to a nunnery.
One in 10 deaths in India due to poor sanitation.
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Enter MC to diminish all the threads good work
Assume MC uses a flannel to keep minty fresh in the down belows.
This video suggests that there could be vendors in India that may struggle to meet European HACCP regulations.
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rhouses Vinny and Dermo were fairly accurate, but no one told them to travel like peasants in a train. Cheaping out on a plane ticket
So what you’re highlighting is without a bit of money you are deprived of basic human sanitary requirements? What a country.
Unlike you rhouse daddy didn’t pay for mine. I was ‘cheaping it’ because I was fucking skint. You entitled dagnut
Jesus fucking Christ. Animals. 
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rhouses That being said, squatting is the absolute right way to be shitting when it comes to your internal system, so I wouldn’t fault that style.
Lol yes you really are at the very forefront of cutting edge latrine technology.
Your dedication to all things arsepipe is a lesson to us all Derm.
Sterling stuff
I’d like to point out the video that comer posted of the foot butcher is in fact from Pakistan. Pakis eh, all the same aren’t we you racist bastards.
Cankles-McJeggings lol it’s a plane ticket Dermo, not a beach house in Goa. $150 versus the $15 you probably spent for the train ticket.
Spent some time on the trains in India in 2004, absolutely horrific.
What got me through it?
Oakey’s GU007.
Laughable how everyone (millsy, comer, & dermo) are getting defensive and comparing their lifetime of disgusting bum cleaning habits to the world’s ultra poor, and the sanitary conditions they are forced into. If the benchmark is poverty stricken Indians living in the hinterlands and massive slums in the big cities, I’d recommend you reevaluate.
Cankles-McJeggings Latrine technology no, but definitely what is the correct posture.
This product making millions while Indians have been doing this for generations with no aid:
lol Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t think twice about going for the western toilet option given the choice. But still.
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Rhouses you shit into a hole in the floor for fuck sake. Giving advice to civilisation really isn’t a good idea.
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rhouses it’s a plane ticket Dermo, not a beach house in Goa. $150 versus the $15 you probably spent for the train ticket.
Check out the complete out of touchness and unawareness of rhouse. Travelling round the world with hardly any money that you had to work for and save for compared to someone who has literary wanted for nothing his entire life. Over privileged trustafarian at it’s worst. Laughable. Yeh rhouses back packers just jump on planes instead of the cheapest form of travel, you bellend.
Also you actually miss everything in-between on a plane. You silly twat.
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rhouses Pakis eh, all the same aren’t we you racist bastards.
Well in regards to your disgraceful hygeine and shitting habits, yes you are all the same.
Cankles-McJeggings Are you writing a book? lol.
Shit thread
rhouses Are you writing a book? lol.
I tell you what , I went first time 30 odd years ago and bet absolutely nothing has changed in the evolution of personal hygeine in any of the areas I mentioned since.
Cankles-McJeggings When did the Kerala trip happen?
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- It was no different. The areas I was talking about were Goa to Mumbai.
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Don’t take it too personally rhouses. Sri Lankans are animals too. Areas of Mauritius had no water in the shitter too.
Going back to toilet paper after these was like a form of abuse.
Also, think of the trees maaaan.
Cankles-McJeggings Sri Lankans are animals too.
Not sure what you’re on about here. The bogs in Sri Lanka are fine. Mostly above the standard of what we have in the UK actually.
Things have changed since 2012 then. They were exactly the same.
Cankles-McJeggings exactly the same as what?
mono-stereo
What Derm means is he went to one bog that was shit so, by association, they’re all shit and the population of the entire country are animals.
An 1800’s attitude to travel and discovery, or a bit like Karl Pilkington with Tourette’s