Lol. A veritable Shangri-La of absolute, abject squalor.

A mate went with his gf to Sri Lanka. Day 2 they both got really bad food poisoning from their hotel and couldn’t get far from the toilet. Guts and ring knotting themselves up. After 2 days of sting ring he decides ‘fuck this’ and instead of taking one Imodium to help out with his suffering he takes the whole pack. Problem solved! No more squits. His gf stuck with the suggested amount, but couldn’t get over it.

Move on a week later and his stomach is hard as a rock and he’s got abs popping up. Wahey! He still hasn’t had a shit. Flies back home starting to worry what he might have done to himself. Then the pain starts with a strange sludge noise coming from his lower abdomen. Straight to the bog where he spent the next hour in agony putting Rhouses to shame with what he described as literally shitting a brick.

You can tell Millsy is the type who has no concept of what a splash of water can do to maintain basic hygiene. Crusty af sphincter, dry bits of feces embedded into his gooch hair.

    rhouses you could eat your dinner off my balloon knot, pal.

      Also a hearty lol in Rhousedawgs general direction as per. A quick googling of ‘Indian hygiene standards’ reveals a litany of damning articles, PEER REVIEWED, describing his grubby part of the world in lurid detail. Grim people, grim country, grim Rhouses and his grim loved ones and family. Urgh! Get ye to a nunnery.

      https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/opinion/columns/b-s-raghavan/are-indians-by-nature-unhygienic/article22986028.ece

      One in 10 deaths in India due to poor sanitation.

      https://www.economist.com/the-economist-explains/2017/09/24/why-it-is-so-hard-to-fix-indias-sanitation

      Enter MC to diminish all the threads good work

      Assume MC uses a flannel to keep minty fresh in the down belows.

        This video suggests that there could be vendors in India that may struggle to meet European HACCP regulations.

          Millsy
          Shove 3 x Extra Strong Mints up there.

          Smarts a bit but reduces seepage by up to 70%

            rhouses Vinny and Dermo were fairly accurate, but no one told them to travel like peasants in a train. Cheaping out on a plane ticket

            So what you’re highlighting is without a bit of money you are deprived of basic human sanitary requirements? What a country.
            Unlike you rhouse daddy didn’t pay for mine. I was ‘cheaping it’ because I was fucking skint. You entitled dagnut

                rhouses That being said, squatting is the absolute right way to be shitting when it comes to your internal system, so I wouldn’t fault that style.

                Lol yes you really are at the very forefront of cutting edge latrine technology.

                    Your dedication to all things arsepipe is a lesson to us all Derm.

                    Sterling stuff

                    I’d like to point out the video that comer posted of the foot butcher is in fact from Pakistan. Pakis eh, all the same aren’t we you racist bastards.

                      Spent some time on the trains in India in 2004, absolutely horrific.

                      What got me through it?

                      Oakey’s GU007.

                      Laughable how everyone (millsy, comer, & dermo) are getting defensive and comparing their lifetime of disgusting bum cleaning habits to the world’s ultra poor, and the sanitary conditions they are forced into. If the benchmark is poverty stricken Indians living in the hinterlands and massive slums in the big cities, I’d recommend you reevaluate.

                        Cankles-McJeggings Latrine technology no, but definitely what is the correct posture.

                        This product making millions while Indians have been doing this for generations with no aid:

                        lol Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t think twice about going for the western toilet option given the choice. But still.