A mate went with his gf to Sri Lanka. Day 2 they both got really bad food poisoning from their hotel and couldn’t get far from the toilet. Guts and ring knotting themselves up. After 2 days of sting ring he decides ‘fuck this’ and instead of taking one Imodium to help out with his suffering he takes the whole pack. Problem solved! No more squits. His gf stuck with the suggested amount, but couldn’t get over it.
Move on a week later and his stomach is hard as a rock and he’s got abs popping up. Wahey! He still hasn’t had a shit. Flies back home starting to worry what he might have done to himself. Then the pain starts with a strange sludge noise coming from his lower abdomen. Straight to the bog where he spent the next hour in agony putting Rhouses to shame with what he described as literally shitting a brick.
