• General
  • Coz she's a walking talking.. living d..

..ick receptacle .

Bet she’s getting absolutely battered. All holes. Both pipes etc etc.

    She looked much better before she filled herself full of silicone

    I want the rumour that she enjoys having cocaine blown up her hoop to be true. She is pure filthy sex.

    eyes down for today’s Countdown conundurumum!

    It’s not even worth asking whether she takes it up the arse.

    Because she fucking well does.

    Balls deep in Carol’s shite pipe when she starts listing the benefits of an equity release scheme she’s shilling for on itv3 daytime. Horrific.