Coz she's a walking talking.. living d..

..ick receptacle .

Bet she’s getting absolutely battered. All holes. Both pipes etc etc.

Cankles-McJeggings keep you clothes on!

1 in the top and 4 anywhere else please Carol.

Phil-McRackin 1 in the top and 4 anywhere else please Carol.

Lol!

Viz’s No 1 Borderline Boiler. Your eyes say no, but your nuts say go

She looked much better before she filled herself full of silicone

I want the rumour that she enjoys having cocaine blown up her hoop to be true. She is pure filthy sex.

I think her rectum is anything goes if the rumours/stories are true.

Carol Phwooarderman more like!

eyes down for today’s Countdown conundurumum!

vinnyt77 Correct!

Pure filth

It’s not even worth asking whether she takes it up the arse.

Because she fucking well does.

Balls deep in Carol’s shite pipe when she starts listing the benefits of an equity release scheme she’s shilling for on itv3 daytime. Horrific.

Talking dirty. Like it.

Target audience and all that 😆

Can imagine Funky living the dream in that scenario