mono-stereo Vowel or a consonant? Voderman says seductively, as she points to her pipes. Grant’s voice quivering “consonant please carol”
LT42 Any red-blooded male turning his nose up at a specimen like Vorderman has got to face the possibility that they may be borderline retarded and/or at the very least a flaming homosexual who just goes wild when Job Jobse plays ‘Small Town Boy’ for the 6th time in his set. There’s just no excuse.
Millsy LT42 not sure you would have her to yourself in the boudoir. Likely you would be joined by some bloke called ‘Diesel’ that she met in Negril and would be forced into some weird DP action where your balls constantly rattle against his while she recites quadratic equations during the vinegars. Grim.
Cankles-McJeggings I do wonder how far her tits fall when the clasp is cracked open. Thinking they could even touch down on terra firma.
Mad_Cyril Millsy some bloke called ‘Diesel’ Come over and join in Roy, don’t be intimidated by his piece
Hursty She’s smashing it in the gym, how do they stay in place like that? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/carol-vorderman-62-shows-super-29567627 Do like this comment… “Still got a 62 year old vag though, no matter how much makeup, surgery and filters she uses, she’s old.”
Cankles-McJeggings Well if the rumours are true a slack fanny is nothing to worry about. There’s much tighter an inch away 👍
Millsy Lol. Thinking you’ve got a fallback plan only to find she’s prolapsed and that you’ll also be joined by ‘Diesel’ from Pure Gym.
