Ike once phoned his dealer at 3am looking for a sack of flake. When the dealer’s assistant said he was out of town and had travelled to Paris, Ike was having none of it and decided to park his truck half way into the dealers foyer destroying an antique table and part of the stairs. Turner was known for getting his way.

    Smallman1 lol. My mate was likely playing Ike. Will pass on your feedback.

      Please do, worst thing I’ve ever seen.

      They had to change ’Tina’s’ at the interval as the first one was absolutely butchering everything.

        Smallman1 Saw the Tina Turner musical a few years ago, it was absolutely fucking awful.

        The crime was going edwood you massive fucking Gaylord.

            My Tina Turner wig was not going to waste Derm!

            I was thinking more your hot pants. The ones with the hole in the back ..

            Millsy My dad was in medical sales, Derms.

            It’s not affected my kids anyway. Makes them stronger if anything.

              Smallman1 lol! That’s brilliant. Actually, are you sure they switched? what with you being a massive sexual racist and everything. She may have just had a packet of Tunes.

                I’d like to put money on Schofield being found in his car with the exhaust pipe in his mouth. Not a 12 year olds exhaust pipe either.

                LT42 Going to Katie Price -esque lengths for a re-up there

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