Setting up and knocking down his own gags.
Go on the Dave!
Truss (general uk sucks thread)
vinnyt77 1. Raab for his stupid fat neck and incredulity when he didn’t actually know how reliant UK trade in goods is on the Dover-Calais crossing.
- Cameron for the whole shitshow to begin with.
- Boris because do I even need to list the reasons?
With Gove’s floppy head hovering around there too, sorry but a backbench nobody like Duncan Smith or his hard Brexit cronies like Baker and Bill Cash don’t even get a look-in.
bosstrabs The likes of IDS, John Redwood etc are exactly the kind of ERG aligned bellends that have caused EU membership to be such a hot topic in the Tory party since, well - basically since we joined in the first place. These ‘elders’ of the Conservative party are in it up to their fucking scrawny necks.
And the next bastard who tells me “ah they’re doing their best in unprecedented times” is getting the cattle prod under the chin
They’re all as bad as each other, the loonies have taken over and they’ve brought their mates the thickos with them: David Davis, a man, who when faced with the NI backstop issue, though that the EU would ’be okay with a bit of smuggling, as long as it wasn’t a lot of smuggling’. That was his stance when in negotiations for us. Thank fuck we’re not in a proper war or the like.
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Amps I love the way Davis continually bangs on about how once working for Tate & Lyle makes him some kind of Richard Branson-esque business expert, and also how doing a few weekends for the Territorial Army basically makes him Norman Schwarzkopf.
Absolute gobshite of the highest order.
Ashamed to say I share an alma mater with that toerag (though fortunately it’s also shared with Timmy Mallett and DRIVETIMEKINGSIMONMAYO so in your face Millsy).
The naivety of people is unreal.
Who the fuck looked at Boris and his bus and thought ‘yeah, looks legit’?
OLB in the house!
You knowz it!
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Best thing I’ve seen today.
I wouldn’t have taken bets on his political leanings. Turns out I was right.