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Mad_Cyril

Haha I know that mate. Amps posted another tweet before that with some lad listing literally hundreds of millions of ppe orders that were paid for by the British government but never delivered.

That 200 figure is a bit higher than the hundreds of millions bracket also mate!

Ah right.

Been scratching my bonce for an hour or so!!!

Amps Ah, ok. Thanks for explaining that mate 😉

That’s a pretty big fucking number alright. How is the cost of Brexit actually calculated?

    Si, people with Tory ties get awarded huge contracts without having to tender for them and the profits are squirrelled away through off shore tax havens that are nigh on impossible to trace.

    He’s pinched that last line from Martin Tyler.

    Used to love a biscuit and raisin Yorkie.

    Reading the comments in poor dean’s thread makes me want to vomit. They’re all so woke, edgy, cool nowadays. Here’s me in my 40s, thinking back to how fucking great the 90s actually were. If only I’d been born at the end of that decade and knew literally nothing about it, imagine the woke, edgy and cool comments I could tweet to make me fit in.

    Poor dean’s parody account has been absolutely butchered Jeremy corbyn supporters. The cunts.

    The blokes only chocolate bar with the bird with the 🚫 through her is an absolute riot. Such an adorable little place you all live.

    The worst thing about Yorkie?

    Nestle, who make it, shrunk it in order to maximise revenue and tried to hoodwink the consumer by not telling them.

    Not on my watch.

    • Amps replied to this.

      Smallman1 Nestle do far worse things than that Ed, but, er, well done for trying.

        Rolls Royce farming work out to India now, to a company called Infosys, owned by Rishi Sunak’s father in law.

          LT42 He’s married well Mr Sunak, I must say.

          An absolute master class. Tears in my eyes.

          Looks like Boris is on his way to Brussels to get Brexit done.

          Guaranteed he’ll be giving the European scumbags what for and not backing down on anything….

          Boss playa

          What an end to the year.

          Vaccine getting rolled and we’re doing the offski’s from Europe.

          And unlike Arnie, we won’t be back.

          Hasta la vista Europe!

          • Amps replied to this.

            Smallman1 we won’t be back.

            I wouldn’t count on that.

            Loving Farage now blaming the Tories for Brexit being a bit shit. Expect that sort of thing for the next decade at least while we are all paying £30 for a bottle of Black Tower while holidaying in Skegness.

            Nige is going to have a dreadful Xmas if a reasonable deal is agreed for brexit, on top of his buddy don getting fucked out of the white House.

            I’M PURPLE WITH RAGE IN MY GAMMONY FACE

            Putting the great back into britain, hopefully!

            Putting the IAN back in BRITIAN

            Deal sorted then?

            Amps

            Is that dermo doing the school run?

            Looks like that twat off bake off. Matt Lucas

            Along_the_Wire Is that gen?

            I thought that if anything areas would go up not down a tier next week and London has seen rising rates.

            Tier 3 is tough for those businesses affected.

              Hursty Tier 3 is bad. Announced next Wednesday and implemented on the Saturday.

              Like people in London could find a club to go out to that hasn’t been turned into apartments anyway LOL