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Is that what the poor english kids are getting from santa, hg?

We were planning on a national Ready, Steady, Cook competition for the little ones Si, something to lift the spirits and bring us all together in these challenging times.

The winner gets a clap from everyone at 8pm Christmas Day.

Unfortunately HG has leaked the top secret ingredients list, and ruined everyone’s Christmas 🎄 for the sake of a few cheap upvotes on JC.

Hope it’s worth it Hannu?

Fucking grim isn’t it.

Anthony worral thompson will still make a fucking shambles of it, even with the advance notice of the ingredients…

    Madeley, Worrall Thompson, two bottles of gin and a gram of coke. What’s the worst that could happen Christmas special 2020!

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      -si- Madeley, Worrall Thompson, two bottles of gin and a gram of coke.

      You’d have to jump out the window, run through a wall, anything to escape that.

        I still can’t believe this is coming down to Fish.

        I’ve watched this on a loop for about 40 cycles and it’s one of the strangest things I’ve seen in a while. Who are these fucking people? I’m beginning to think Icke was onto something.

        I like Hancock. Front and centre, whatever the shitstorm, even when he has absolutely no idea whats going on.

          Mad_Cyril I like Hancock. Front and centre, whatever the shitstorm, even when he has absolutely no idea whats going on.

          Probably Chester’s biggest ever bellend, and that’s some effort when you consider Michael Owen, Bob Mills and Adam Rickitt.

              Amps Born here and considered Chester enough for the local rag to always mention him as a famous Cestrian.

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                  Amps that tweet is actually from November 1 2018.

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                      zackster though Labour (and Welsh Labour and the SNP) have generally been pushing for even more severe lockdowns than the Conservatives.

                          Mad_Cyril Too dreary. The missus has got the immaculate collection on. I am partial to a bit of early Madonna

                            bosstrabs Probably ‘Super-spreader’ Smallman and his chums

                            Tested negative Dave.

                            Tested for positive for the bants though, natch.

                              When Ed stuck the wrong end up his nose, I imagine he just looked at the Fat Indian in a high-vis vest (they always seem to be) and went ‘LOL Bants!!’

                              Because that’s what a bantmeister would do

                              alistair it was. Until everybody got on trains planes abs in automobiles last night

                                  benson Don’t be naive. Transmission rates have been rising exponentially for weeks globally. BJ stood up in the commons and completely contradicted himself only on Weds. Making it up as they go along. Hardly surprising that there is less compliance.

                                    Smallman1 There is a strain that is asymptomatic except for basically destroying your cock and balls.

                                    You’ve probably had that.

                                      Smallman1 please point to the research which shows that people with asthma are guaranteed to be symptomatic if they get corona…