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  • Truss (general uk sucks thread)

Amps My tenants put together a little show for me.

    Deal has been done, let’s see the details!

    They got Brexit done!

    Well played the Tories!

    Devil is in the detail and it still needs to be agreed by UK parliament

      benson as if that’s not going to happen. I bet Starmer even votes for it himself

        RULE BRITANNIA!!!

        ARISE SIR BORIS!!!

        🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

        Congratulations on securing a deal that was about 60% as good as what we had before.

        Good damage limitation, that.

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          bosstrabs Come Dave, can you not smell the sovereignty! Any minute now our bank accounts will be flooded with cold hard cash from our trickle down tax haven economics!

            I’m drunk on cheap nationalism.

            It feels wonderful (but leaves a nasty hangover).

            You’re perfectly welcome to continue sending some of your pay check to gender development programs in northern Albania if it makes you feel any better guys.

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              As an Irish citizen, I may just do that.

              Cant wait to start exporting my artisan chutneys

              C_J keep looking after No.1 CJ!

                @Amps bro, we both want to look after the less fortunate among us. Where we diverge is how best to achieve this.

                I have some seriously rich friends. I’d sooner give money away than buy a new Aston every year or spend eight grand on a bottle of whisky for a laugh, that stuff turns my stomach. But I’m fucked if I’m going to bankroll the ultra corrupt EU another minute.

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                  Smallman1 personally I love many European products. But somebody should tariff the fuck out of their bants.

                    Gruyere, Parmesan, Lemons, Olives, their vino….. that’s about it for me.

                    C_J Gonna be plenty of poor people outside of London very soon, I’m sure we will happily accept your charity.

                      Most of the people outside London were already poor mate. Maybe now we can actually do something about changing that. I sincerely hope so.

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                        C_J Maybe now we can actually do something about changing that. I sincerely hope so.

                        Lol, are you on crack?

                          Lol! Yeah that will happen fo sho

                          So young and pretty, yet so cynical.

                          who hurt you, guys?

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                            Let’s hug it out yeah?

                            Millsy was just hammered by a Si- Smallman double- pronged attack, brutal it was . No wonder he’s feeling a bit demoralised.

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                              bosstrabs Si- Smallman double- pronged attack, brutal

                              Sounds like something you would find on Grinder… not that I’d know.

                                C_J who hurt you, guys?

                                Tory rule.

                                  I can’t think of one foreign product that isn’t bettered in Britain.

                                    Smallman1 All the persians you’ve wrestled down that neck of yours? I doubt any of them where manufactured here. British bangers defo aren’t best! Yorkshire gak? No thanks. Cornish ket? S to the werve. Derbyshire dank? Fuck all that noise.

                                      German bants is pretty bad but it’s actually better than Aussie bants (requires an l Q of < 90 to appreciate) or Canadian bants (just moaning about everything) or African bants (massacring another village lulz) for those turned on by the Anglo commonwealth idea

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                                        bosstrabs Used to work with a couple of German lads, boss bants, loved a Hitler joke too. One of them spent a lot of time in a towel, but other than that, all good.

                                            Amps One of them spent a lot of time in a towel

                                            Eh? Can’t even second guess an autocorrect alternative

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                                                One good thing about leaving the EU, at least we’ll never have to put up with DaviddeGea1’s bants on here again.