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alistair yep she followed Wendy Deng who allegedly had been having a tempestuous affair with Tony Blair

Interestingly, a lot of these birds like Wendy Deng, and Lucy Liu, who Westerners seem to fancy (maybe not you but Wendy Deng has snagged a few multi-millionaires and a toyboy), the Chinese consider bang average - actually pretty minging (particularly Lucy Liu with dark skin and slitty eyes, they actually consider her ‘peasant-looking’).

Their point being that an ambitious golddigger with Wendy Deng’s looks would have to go to the West as there’s not a chance in hell a Chinese multi-millionaire let alone billionaire would be interested in her.

They consider someone like Fan Bingbing the epitome of Asian beauty.

  • Amps replied to this.

    Is fanny bangbang a real person, dave?

      bosstrabs Wendy looks right up your street, skinny, and possibly had a stroke.

        Amps Wendy looks right up your street, skinny, and possibly had a stroke.

        You have to be joking, she’s chunky as fuck. She has the build of a (Japanese) inside centre.

        • Amps replied to this.

          bosstrabs Get her on the gear Dave, the weight’ll drop off her!

          Does Amps ever turn off the Twitter bilge pipe for five mins nowadays?

          • Amps replied to this.

            Millsy Think it was Doris Day who used to get young studio girls to blow it up her arse, feared ruining her looks etc. and liked young girls.

            Amps’ Raw Twitter Sewage © Hugo

            -si-
            He had a different Fanny Bangbang in every port

            Amps This just isn’t true anymore - it certainly was a couple of decades ago, but that power has gone. It’s about profit, not political influence any more, it’s about pandering to the readers’ needs and wants, not the whim of a press baron (what a ridiculously dated concept that is). It’s about circulation, click-bait and ad revenue.

            • Amps replied to this.

              Along_the_Wire I hear what you’re saying, they don’t have the same circulation anymore, and this some of their power has gone, but wasn’t it always about money? Be it with Murdochs other companies and holdings (oil, mining etc) or his papers and their circulation? Does one not go hand in hand with the other? Tell people what they want to hear, sell papers, in those same papers tell people lies that prop up his investments?

                Amps It was definitely true and NewsUK (Sun, Times and Talksport) is probably the last bastion of that, but really only to a very minor degree. NewsUK still loses a lot a money over the phone hacking scandal. Telegraph, Reach PLC (Mirror, Express, Star), DMG (Mail, Metro, The i) are about profit and selling copies and ads - all of them drive the agenda of their readers for fear or losing reach. You could argue that the previous regimes have shaped the readers opinion already, and there’s a fair bit of truth in that, but that’s where the influence stops.

                bosstrabs Amps’ Twitter Bilge Pipe

                Miles more preferable than your BFF’s constant bilge

                Suggest Tyson gets on the Asics Gel Kayano and works off that belly.

                  had to re watch that twice just to make sure no one was calling him a cunt in the back ground

                  4 days later

                  Disappointed to not see ‘invade France’ on there.

                    The undeniable future is our two great nations becoming even further intwined and isolated from the rest of the world as Europe moves farther and farther away form us while simultaneously continuing to open up to China.

                    Amps
                    Lol. Definitely.

                    The Empire
                    Bowler Hats
                    Leaving dogshit on the pavement

                    For me

                      Mad_Cyril More accurately, white dogshit. Bring that back now that we’re out of the filthy third reich EU.

                      • -si- replied to this.

                        Sex education to be removed from schools and the reintroduction of jazz mag pages scattered around parks for kids to find.

                          Phil-McRackin

                          It was always a glorious day with the lads when one of those turned up unexpectedly whilst out for a dander.

                          Phil-McRackin Sex education to be removed from schools and the reintroduction of jazz mag pages scattered around parks for kids to find.

                          I think I’ve told this story on here before, but it’s still a cracker.

                          One of the few times I was ever properly bollocked (i.e. threat of suspension, which didn’t actually happen) at school was when a load of us found a jazz mag on the upstairs of the school bus home. One of those days with condensation on the bus windows, so we ripped out all the pages and created a mural all around the upstairs of the school bus with batwing shots.

                          Unfortunately, a police car pulled out behind the bus and seeing the mayhem, the plod invited themselves onto the school bus to make us take it all down and take the names of those responsible. Proper brutal bollocking at school the next day. I think the only reason we didn’t get letters home or suspension was because the Headmaster couldn’t bring himself to write it up (how could you without pissing yourself laughing?)

                            bosstrabs

                            As opposed to the aryan shites the third reich muts squeeze out of their backsides, which are blonder than the hairs on Edward’s arse when he’s bleached and ready for dazza.

                              bosstrabs we did something similar when trick or treating to obtain cash for fireworks - it was a different time. There was a newsagents in the Grosvenor centre which would inexplicably put all its extra grumble mag stock on the floor in the corner under the cctv camera. A busy Saturday afternoon was perfect for pilfering them using distraction and sleight of hand.
                              Anyway, if it was Trick then we would sellotape the fannies to the window so when they opened the curtains they would be presented with some more open curtains.

                                Phil-McRackin if it was Trick then we would sellotape the fannies to the window so when they opened the curtains they would be presented with some more open curtains.

                                superb