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bosstrabs Amps’ Twitter Bilge Pipe

Miles more preferable than your BFF’s constant bilge

    Suggest Tyson gets on the Asics Gel Kayano and works off that belly.

      had to re watch that twice just to make sure no one was calling him a cunt in the back ground

      4 days later

      Disappointed to not see ‘invade France’ on there.

        The undeniable future is our two great nations becoming even further intwined and isolated from the rest of the world as Europe moves farther and farther away form us while simultaneously continuing to open up to China.

        Amps
        Lol. Definitely.

        The Empire
        Bowler Hats
        Leaving dogshit on the pavement

        For me

            Mad_Cyril More accurately, white dogshit. Bring that back now that we’re out of the filthy third reich EU.

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                Sex education to be removed from schools and the reintroduction of jazz mag pages scattered around parks for kids to find.

                  Phil-McRackin

                  It was always a glorious day with the lads when one of those turned up unexpectedly whilst out for a dander.

                    Phil-McRackin Sex education to be removed from schools and the reintroduction of jazz mag pages scattered around parks for kids to find.

                    I think I’ve told this story on here before, but it’s still a cracker.

                    One of the few times I was ever properly bollocked (i.e. threat of suspension, which didn’t actually happen) at school was when a load of us found a jazz mag on the upstairs of the school bus home. One of those days with condensation on the bus windows, so we ripped out all the pages and created a mural all around the upstairs of the school bus with batwing shots.

                    Unfortunately, a police car pulled out behind the bus and seeing the mayhem, the plod invited themselves onto the school bus to make us take it all down and take the names of those responsible. Proper brutal bollocking at school the next day. I think the only reason we didn’t get letters home or suspension was because the Headmaster couldn’t bring himself to write it up (how could you without pissing yourself laughing?)

                        bosstrabs

                        As opposed to the aryan shites the third reich muts squeeze out of their backsides, which are blonder than the hairs on Edward’s arse when he’s bleached and ready for dazza.

                            bosstrabs we did something similar when trick or treating to obtain cash for fireworks - it was a different time. There was a newsagents in the Grosvenor centre which would inexplicably put all its extra grumble mag stock on the floor in the corner under the cctv camera. A busy Saturday afternoon was perfect for pilfering them using distraction and sleight of hand.
                            Anyway, if it was Trick then we would sellotape the fannies to the window so when they opened the curtains they would be presented with some more open curtains.

                                Phil-McRackin if it was Trick then we would sellotape the fannies to the window so when they opened the curtains they would be presented with some more open curtains.

                                superb

                                  We should all fire some money into a fund for poor dazza!

                                  Amazing figures…

                                  War criminal doubles down on his twattery.

                                  Comments on this one are worth a read.

                                    The delusional twat. His ‘PPE team’ have defrauded the country of billions and he wants thanks. The world is run by psychopaths.

                                      Amps

                                      “That is not much on the BBC that I watch. I can binge watch Netflix for months and always find something I like.”
                                      “Bit pricey for me.”
                                      “I believe Netflix has three pricing options, you highlight only the most expensive.”

                                      ?

                                        Morgan’s "“interviews” or self obsessed, hectoring monologues are worth 5 points for the Tories poll numbers. He’s so piss poor that he actually elicits some sympathy for Hancock!

                                          alistair You can actually see the prick shove his arms out like some 13 yo spoiling for a fight in the playground.

                                          On the Bonfire

                                            How did Sturgeon and Salmond become mortal enemies? It’s like a real life House of Cards

                                              alistair I think they’re both lying about their positions and each other knows it. I do wish the allegations against Salmond were true.

                                                Along_the_Wire Now this is a good idea, isn’t it?

                                                Oh is it?

                                                Forcing people who aren’t even necessarily vulnerable to have regular vaccinations if they wish to participate in public life. Discriminating access to public life on the basis of being able to obtain such vaccines. Potentially allowing old people to go back to some form of normality first.

                                                The CCP would be proud.

                                                    Yeah, the last lot that made people carry cards around to identify themselves WERE THE NAZIS!

                                                      Maybe some sort of star symbol worn on the arm?

                                                        Millsy Maybe some sort of star symbol worn on the arm?

                                                        Kitchen sink pin badge if you’re allowed to kitchen sink it.

                                                            hugopal if you don’t want the vaccine, roll the dice, I don’t give a flying fuck about them.

                                                            I’d imagine the choice the will be taken out of our hands for international travel regardless of what the UK does.