Nobody asked you Hugo. This is the Ask Dermo thread. Not the ‘Ask an Aspergers’ thread.

    I remember the first time I watched mayonnaise being made and couldn’t believe how much oil went into it.

    As for cancelling mayonnaise, fuck off… however Kewpie is fucking dreadful.

    How come you don’t talk about dirty Leeds much any more?

    Hellmans has never been the same since Bob Carolgees stopped promoting it

    Why did he avoud that meet-up with Hop Head (?) in Sydney all those years ago?

    Guru…Can you recommend me a decent gluten free yeast extract spread. Vegemite do one but would like a better alternative.

    bosstrabs Nobody asked you Hugo. This is the Ask Dermo thread. Not the ‘Ask an Aspergers’ thread.

    That’s an ironically pedantic aspie-esque comment from you there Dave.

      Just for once, don’t make a thread all about you, Hugo, you fucking conversational disaster zone.

        Dear Dermo,
        Is wanking eight times a day too much at my age?

        Yours sincerely

        Dan aka "Octotug’

          Dan Dan aka "Octotug’

          LOL

          Think you need to up your game if you want to go down in folklore 🍆💦

            bosstrabs Just for once, don’t make a thread all about you, Hugo, you fucking conversational disaster zone.

            Okay then, here’s a question for Dermo:

            Who has more sand in their vagina - you or Dave?

                Do the jeggings go in the dryer or get hung up after a wash?

                Do you wear ’that watch with ‘those’ jeggings?

                I would love it if Dermo walked us through one of his fits with a tiktok style fashion post.