Ask Dermo

bosstrabs

A hopefully regular feature where we consult Dermo before making consumer decisions, to seek his measured input (no sitting on the fence Dermo!)

Dermo, according to its website my local imported goods shop has run out of Hellman’s. What do you think of Kraft or Kewpie Mayo as an alternative?

Cankles-McJeggings

Kewpie and Kraft ok with Asian food not western. Find it too umami ish. Hellman’s was always my go to but nowadays I’ve found better in S&W Whole Egg ‘Real’ Mayonnaise. In short stay out of the black and into the red.

bosstrabs

Disappointed. You seem to have missed the second paragraph:

“But really all Mayonnaise is for cunts, it will just make you a fat bastard like Rhouses. And if you use it on your chips, there’s a nonce hammer 🔨 with your name on it.”

hugopal

bosstrabs mayonaisse really is completely pointless tasteless gloop.

Cankles-McJeggings

Aaah missed the 2nd paragraph.

Yes you nailed it. Especially rhouses being fat bastard. More than likely caused by copious amounts of mayo on everything including his tooth brush👍⚒️

Mad_Cyril

@Cankles-McJeggings can you recommend me a good pair of jeggings?

Combining convenience, a comfy fit and styling that makes me look boss with ‘the lads’ really appeals but it’s hard to discern quality when my ‘go to’ labels don’t sell them.

🤷🏻

Wally

Thoughts on buying Newcastle United merchandise please, Dermo?

bosstrabs

Erick Morillo compilations - yes or no?

bosstrabs

Nobody asked you Hugo. This is the Ask Dermo thread. Not the ‘Ask an Aspergers’ thread.

Millsy

bosstrabs lol.

hugopal

bosstrabs Nobody asked you Hugo. This is the Ask Dermo thread. Not the ‘Ask an Aspergers’ thread.

That’s an ironically pedantic aspie-esque comment from you there Dave.

BlainSA

I remember the first time I watched mayonnaise being made and couldn’t believe how much oil went into it.

As for cancelling mayonnaise, fuck off… however Kewpie is fucking dreadful.

Mad_Cyril

How come you don’t talk about dirty Leeds much any more?

alistair

Hellmans has never been the same since Bob Carolgees stopped promoting it

Smallman1

Why did he avoud that meet-up with Hop Head (?) in Sydney all those years ago?

ScottBailey

How many aliases do you have on JC?

Dubman

Guru…Can you recommend me a decent gluten free yeast extract spread. Vegemite do one but would like a better alternative.

bosstrabs

Just for once, don’t make a thread all about you, Hugo, you fucking conversational disaster zone.

hugopal

bosstrabs Just for once, don’t make a thread all about you, Hugo, you fucking conversational disaster zone.

Okay then, here’s a question for Dermo:

Who has more sand in their vagina - you or Dave?

Dan

Dear Dermo,
Is wanking eight times a day too much at my age?

Yours sincerely

Dan aka "Octotug’

Mad_Cyril

Dan Dan aka "Octotug’

LOL

Think you need to up your game if you want to go down in folklore 🍆💦

rhouses

Dan Sky is the limit.