Listen to you lot. No wonder Ian fucked off to focus on himself!

I’m really pleased for him. He’s looking well.

Agreed. Maybe there is something to his whole low-sodium-unsmoked-reduced-flavor bacon.

    zackster
    When you’re that salty to begin with I’d imagine it’s a must!

    Looking forward to his comeback already

      This has caused a suicidal moment - an earworm of MC Hammer - Can’t Touch This. Awful.

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        zackster Happy to report that he’s removed all of the toxic people from his life and is now thriving! Yes mate!

        Lol!

          21 days later
          4 days later

          ’Twas the night before New Year, and all through the house
          Not a Cankles was stirring, not even a flounce;
          The jeggings were hung by the chimney with care,
          In hopes that old Ian soon would be there

            Read that several times now. It’s really good Dave. Lol 😂

            The thought of Canks visiting in the night is really unsettling. Waking up to find all the gin is gone and ur worst acid house records have been played. Kids all touched up obvs.