Listen to you lot. No wonder Ian fucked off to focus on himself!

I’m really pleased for him. He’s looking well.

Agreed. Maybe there is something to his whole low-sodium-unsmoked-reduced-flavor bacon.

    zackster
    When you’re that salty to begin with I’d imagine it’s a must!

    Looking forward to his comeback already

      This has caused a suicidal moment - an earworm of MC Hammer - Can’t Touch This. Awful.

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        zackster Happy to report that he’s removed all of the toxic people from his life and is now thriving! Yes mate!

        Lol!

          21 days later
          4 days later

          ’Twas the night before New Year, and all through the house
          Not a Cankles was stirring, not even a flounce;
          The jeggings were hung by the chimney with care,
          In hopes that old Ian soon would be there

            Read that several times now. It’s really good Dave. Lol 😂

            The thought of Canks visiting in the night is really unsettling. Waking up to find all the gin is gone and ur worst acid house records have been played. Kids all touched up obvs.

              13 days later

              Hello lads, I’m back after me wee hiatus, family emergency needed tending to yah see. Anyhow, look at teh new trousers Santa brought fer me!

                Just catching up here. So dermy fucked off again for the 37th time? Seems like a balanced response to the goings on of a massively popular message board.

                  Serious business, this message-boarding.

                  13 days later

                  RichM

                  Laughed out loud at this:

                  Sentencing Brookfield to a 14-week prison sentence, the judge told him on the night of the incident "another person engaged with you in polite conversation. He told you he was suffering with cancer. Most people would respond with kind words but you urinated on him.”

                      RichM

                      DJ Admits Urinating On Man With Cancer At Club is not the catchiest of names. Promoters must struggle fitting that on a flyer.

                        5 days later

                        Almost 2 months without Cankles. Unbelievable.